This was the most difficult time we have ever had choosing our favourite captions for PUNday Bloody PUNday, but we finally narrowed it down as much as we could.

So! We are proud to announce the best captions go to Emily Murphy (again!) with:

“Don’t look a gift-horse in the math.” 
and
“Looking at the figures, George Horse-borne declared the economy stable.”

Our other favourites included:

John Bevan: “Karen was later accused of grooming her students.”

Darren Walsh: “Oh my God, this is HORSE SUM!”

Gavin J Innes: “Hit me… hit me… hit me… I foal-d.”

Michael Daley: “Well you’ve heard of counting sheep…”

This week’s photo is:

Post your captions via Facebook or Twitter. Good luck!

First of all, for any of you interested in attending the next Pun Run on May 17, it is worth bearing in mind that half of the tickets have already sold! So get in quick! You can scroll down or click the calendar to the right to buy tickets.

And NOW! The winner of last week’s PUNday Bloody PUNday caption contest is…

Emily Murphy with:

“This penguin is bipolar: some days all he sees is the negative.”

This week’s PUNday Bloody PUNday photo is:

Post your answers via Twitter or Facebook. Happy punning!

*When puns are concerned, there are no winners.

Last week we posted a picture of the world’s largest Hot Cross Bun, asking for your pun-based captions.

There were some great suggestions, but we had to award the best caption to Darren Walsh for his triple pun combo with this little beauty:

“How are we going to eat this?”
“That’s the yeaster our worries.”

Fancy a go? Post your pun-based caption for the below picture via Twitter or Facebook. The best caption is announced on this blog the following Monday.

And the best wordplay-based caption for the first “PUNday Bloody PUNday” picture goes to… JOE GRIFFIN:

‎“Honestly, I take one step out of the station and the tabloids are all over me.”

Runners-up:
Tony Cowards - “You idiot, I told you to get a NEW suit”.

And Sara Shulman - “I think he’s finally met his mâché!”

If you’d like to have a go, you have one week to come up with a pun or wordplay-based caption for the following photo:

You can post your comments via Twitter or Facebook.

And check out the line-up!

• Max & Ivan (Foster’s Edinburgh Comedy Award Panel Prize, 2011)
• Thom Tuck (Nominated Best Newcomer Award, Edinburgh 2011)
• H. Anthony Hildebrand (‘H Anthony is rare, brilliant, funny and slightly retarded’ -Tim Minchin)
• Ben Target (Leicester Mercury Comedian Of The Year, 2011)
• Grainne Maguire (Leicester Mercury New Act Of The Year, 2009)
• Marcus Ryan (Raw Comedy Runner-Up)
• Jim Campbell (Runner-Up Leicester Square Theatre New Comedian of the Year)
• Paul Gannon (of Geek Night Out fame)
• Chris Coltrane (Winner “Most Puns in 3 Minutes” - London Pun Run Competition 2011)
• Yianni Agisilaou (The World Stands Up)
• Adam Larter (“the sheer volume of his daft ideas is stunning… a very disorganised genius” - ★★★★ The Skinny)

Hosted by one of TimeOut’s “Top 5 Funniest Comedians on Twitter”:
Bec Hill!

May 17
7:30pm doors, 8pm start
The Camden Head
100 Camden High Street
London
NW1 0LU

Buy your tickets quick! All previous shows have sold out!

We’re starting a new pun caption-contest for any of you trying to put off work on a Monday morning!

Post your caption for the below picture either on Twitter or Facebook. The best one/s will be posted up here on Friday:

ANOTHER SELL-OUT SHOW!

We had solid stand-up, spectacular sketch and marvellous magic from our incredibly talented and hilarious March line-up. Acts in order of appearance were:

Host - Bec Hill
Martin Croser
Simon Caine
Stu Turner
Tom O’Daighre
The Sad Faces
Mario D’Agostino
The Beta Males
Lou Sanders
Darren Walsh
Tony Cowards

You can listen to and/or download a recording of the evening below: